This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
