I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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