I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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