Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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