6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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