if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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