so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize