whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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