i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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