No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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