I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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