So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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