No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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