It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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