Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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