talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Screwed.edu
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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