seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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