I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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