just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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