There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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