You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
