fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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