with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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