Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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