The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He did a backflip because drugs
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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