Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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