For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
