Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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