so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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