I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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