he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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