chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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