D3 body, D1 cock
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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