ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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