Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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