It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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