she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
