Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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