party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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