I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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