I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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