Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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