she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
My hand turned me down
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Randomize
