there was a trapeze. enough said
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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