Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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