You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I would ride that face into the sunset
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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