I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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