Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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