Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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