Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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