I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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