Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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