Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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