is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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