pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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