I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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