I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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