Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Found your dick twin last night
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
